betazoidpantsuit:

castledock:

socalgal:

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Image description: a screenshot that reads the following;

“Nobody:

Girls that bullied goth kids in high school:”

Attached images are of Taylor Swift, a white woman with sunglasses, blonde hair, a black tank top reading “this is my fight song”, and green shorts. She is wearing a leather bondage harness. It is backwards.

my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth

cuntylestat:

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i cannot stop thinking about this. rolin jones you have the chance to do something incredible

armengoldira:

Miniaturist Penny Thomson makes figures, dioramas and mechanical miniatures using card, paper pulp and wires.

This is an impressive mechanical owl

penandinkprincess:

so my dad mentioned a viking game he used to be SO into a few years ago and in passing was like “man, i wonder how my old game buddy is doing. i kind of just abandoned him.” 

and there’s no possible way to tell him that he’s doing fine because he is me, his daughter

my dad was SO into this game and tried so hard to make allies and no one wanted to join his viking group, so i secretly made an account JUST to be his ally, and i didn’t tell him it was me bc i wanted him to think it was bc he was doing such a great job that a stranger wanted to join him 

but y’all i’m so afraid he’s gonna get back into that game and imma have to do it again. i’m not a video game person, and that game had no interest for me. i literally only played it bc it made him happy. i don’t even remember the actual name. 

like dad your old ally is doing fine and will be doing better if you don’t make her figure out how to get back into that account, but i can’t TELL HIM. I’M IN TOO DEEP. I GOTTA TAKE THIS SECRET TO THE GRAVE. 

Anonymous asked:

YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such


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aliceavizandum answered:

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such


3liza:

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at a bar in lower manhattan and they’re playing catholic choral music. on the wall there’s a giant mural of gregorian monks on a raft

the only other people in here are talking quietly about japanese verb conjugation. there are many statues of gargoyles and gnomes

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reading reviews while quietly sipping my drink. i feel like i’m in an alternate dimension. it’s called Burp Castle btw

probably goes without saying this is now my favorite bar in the world

new yorkers are so fucking spoiled it is unbelievable